STAN was born out of past mistakes. Stan no longer follows his banker's advice of investing his grandma's checks in a money market mutual fund, with the earnings reinvested in foreign currency accounts with compounding interest. $STAN generates income through a 2% tax paid by eight-year-old Cartman. This tax is then reinvested in shitcoins and moonshots selected by our expert panel of influencer chads and $STAN holders. Profits from moonshots are used to repurchase and burn $STAN tokens. The liquidity is locked, and the contract is renounced with no team tokens. The project has undergone KYC, SAFU contract, and audit.